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Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”
Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”

Crewneck Sweatshirt - “Dear Santa: Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say”

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This crewneck features a vintage parchment-style letter to Santa with decorative snowflakes and holly accents. The playful message reads, “Dear Santa, Do not give me a cigarette no matter what I say,” blending Christmas nostalgia with tongue-in-cheek humor for a unique seasonal look.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear
- Embroidered-style or printed chest artwork with optional placement choices
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed materials for safer production
- Gray tear-away label and tubular knit construction for itch-free, clean fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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